JAMIE CAMPBELL BOWER: I am SUPER EXCITED about my new endorsement deal!
BONNIE WRIGHT: It?s clearly not for hairbrushes.
JCB: What?s that, most precious flower of my love? My sweet little satin-wrapped schoolteacher-looking tartlet?
BW: Oh, nothing! Nothing! What are you endorsing?
JCB: Duh! FAUX TAN. They?re calling it GRINDELGLOW! It?s the Bronzer Favored By Grindelwald!
BW: I don?t remember Grindelwald being described as tan in the book?
JCB: No! But don?t you think, while he was off nursing his wounds from breaking up with Dumbledore-slash-maybe accidentally murdering someone, he TOTALLY went bumming around, like, Ibiza and stuff?
BW: I?thought he was off plotting all kinds of nefarious stuff and raising an army for world domination and acting as a kind of proto-Voldemort?
JCB: You can TOTALLY do that poolside!
BW: Our marriage is going to be really entertaining.
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