Balthazar Getty makes a sartorial cry for help: fabulous or tragic?

May 31
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Balthazar Getty makes a sartorial cry for help: fabulous or tragic?

In Balthazar Getty?s defense, it?s not like he wore this to a red carpet or something. In the lack of Balthy?s defense, however, if this is how he dresses ?casually? then we might have some problems. Even a traditionally stylish man would have problems making this outfit work. If Michael Fassbender showed up in this outfit? well, I would still hit it, and I would try to take off the pink pants with my teeth, but I would still be grossed out. I?m not going to bash the dude for not being afraid of color - but a nipple-hugging yellow shirt with PINK pants and a green shoes? For real?

And before you?re all ?Oh, those are women?s pants?? DON?T. They?re men?s pants!! Look at the way they fit him!

CB and I were wondering if perhaps this is all an evil plot by Balthazar?s wife Rosetta. She?s actively trying to make Balthy look as unattractive as possible in the hopes that Sienna Miller?s vadge of doom will simply stay in England and never bother Balthy again. You?re rolling your eyes at me, I can tell. Don?t be so sure I?m wrong! Remember Rosetta Getty?s Harper?s Bazaar interview and how crazy and smug she was about Balthy coming back to her after a year of Sienna?s vadge of doom? Go here for a refresher. Rosetta is totally not over the whole Sienna debacle. And my guess is that Balthy?s not over it either. I?m sure these pink pants are some kind of ?I LURVE YOU? signal to Sienna. Too bad she?s already moved on to Tom Sturridge (and SPARKLES!).

Photos courtesy of Fame.

Written by Kaiser

Posted in Balthazar Getty, Fashion

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