Kirstie Alley is asking friends to set her up with Bradley Cooper

Oct 14
'11

Kirstie Alley is asking friends to set her up with Bradley Cooper

This story is from The National Enquirer, which regularly uses Kirstie Alley?s twitter feed for leads on ways to hilariously mock her in their deadpan journalistic-sounding style. (I love them so much.) So at first I assumed that?s how they came up with this story, and that Kirstie?s crush on Bradley Cooper is similar to the way she was cyber drooling all over Jamie Foxx. I searched her Twitter feed, though, and couldn?t find anything on Cooper there. So if she didn?t tweet about Cooper at all, that shows me that this story is probably true. It?s so random it must be. Plus Kirstie is delusional enough about her size and sex appeal to actually do this. She supposedly is ?desperate for a date? with Bradley Cooper and thinks ?she can have any man in Hollywood.? She?s trying to get mutual friends to set her up with him. Mwahahah!

The 60 year-old former ?Fat Actress? - who has dropped an astonishing 100 pounds in the past several months - has been asking mutual friends to set her up with [Bradley Cooper], who is 36. But her cougar crush isn?t likely to work out, say sources, because the handsome actor is ?just not that into her.?

?Kirstie has been desperate for a date with Bradley,? an insider revealed.

?Since dropping the pounds, Kirstie believes she can have any man in Hollywood - and Bradley is her number one pick.

?They have mutual friends, and Kirstie told them she wanted to meet Bradley. She thinks once he gets to know her, the feelings will be mutual.

?Bradley is just about to start production on a new movie that shoots in Philadelphia. Now Kirstie is telling pals that she has some business to do in Philadelphia and that she hopes Brad will find time to have a coffee with her??

Bradley?s not really interested! ?Bradley is looking to meet somebody to settle down with an start a family,? added the insider.

And that?s not Kirstie!

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, October 24, 2011]

Again, I totally believe this! Kirstie was married to Parker Stevenson, so she might have a ?metrosexual, bland, possibly not straight? type. I also love how the Enquirer is so understated about the fact that Kirstie doesn?t have a snowball?s chance in hell. This story just amused the heck out of me.

Kirstie is shown out in candids in September. She?s shown in the header in July. Bradley Cooper is also shown in July. Credit: Pacific Coast News and WENN.com

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